You’re so glad you missed it, if in fact you did miss it. I’ll be brief. We broke up. I lost it, like LOST. IT. I’ve parted ways with so many things in the past two months that I finally hit rock bottom with a thunderous thump. It was nasty. Flu-like symptoms, felt like my…
Monthly Archives: November 2009
How To: Pie Crust (I’m no Martha June buuuut I make a nice pie!)
It’s the day before Thanksgiving and people all over America are stocking up on Turkeys, potatoes, and Xanax. Worrying whether their 140 pound turkey will fit into their Easy Bake sized oven and if they bought enough wine to forget to care. Planning out place settings, family football pools and Me? I’m all set. I’m…
Yeah, Good Idea…comparing my life to an airport.
Your Daily Horoscope: November 24, 2009Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar 20 (Wrong Sign?)Some series of events has come to an end Pisces, because the signs are clear that a new path is opening for you. Right now, all you need to change your life for the better is the courage to take the first step,…
Not In My Double Helix!
My mom called me one day. Mom: “Hi Honey!” Me:”Hiiii. How are you?” (Knowing that this amount of enthusiasm is always a sign that I should have just let it go to voice mail.) Mom: “Good! I’m going to do my kitchen RED!” (She’s very excited and I’m just frightened. My mom has a thing…
Lost: Give me an L!
Oops. Here’s the thing, I really badly want a library card. I need freebies in my life. I probably (let’s face it, I do) qualify for food stamps but I’m unsure if I want to journey across that bridge after what I endured today. When I moved back to Michigan I changed my address because…
Unemployment: The Mental Health Professional’s Wet Dream
This whole unemployment gig is much like the dating scene, I whine everyday about wanting someone to call me back. Sometimes I don’t even like the job, I just want them to like me. Sounds pitiful but come to my world and you will quickly realize the full potential of your insecurities. Looking for a…
An Old Inspiration
It’s relevant. I love it. But I need a change on this page. So out with the old and awesome, and in with the new and more(!)awesome. I will not flinch in the face of sacrifice, Hesitate in the presence of procrastination, Negotiate at the table of fear, Ponder at the pool of popularity, Or…
Unemployment: Stay at Home Daughter
(Disclaimer: I love my mother. That is all.) I recently changed my employment status on Facebook to say this: Stay At Home Daughter cooking, baking, cleaning, trash girl, bartender, applying for real jobs, applying for crappy jobs, lawn chick (does not rake), designated driver, laundering, entertaining, knitting, reading, writing, eating all the good food (snacks,…
Unemployment: The Beginning
15.3% That’s my state’s unemployment rate. Granted, I became unemployed when I was forced to quit my job in Tennessee so really it’s their problem. But I live in Michigan now and I can honestly say that there are no jobs in the town I am living in. If I want a job (not even…
“the gays”
apparently i’m a lesbian. or at least that’s what a mysterious, yet to be discovered, person i used to work with thought. if you’ve read anything in this blog, you know this to be false. but ba-scuuuuuse me for being affectionate with my friends in public. girls do weird stuff with each other all the…
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