Monthly Archives: January 2010

Layovers Blow

So, I’m back….sort of. I’m sitting in the Vegas airport. Laid over. Hung over. Just… over. For thirteen God-forsaken, freak-filled, Starbucks coffee overloaded fucking hours. It’s been a long exhausting really fantastic week. I can’t wait to tell you all about it. Things like Mayan Calendar readings. Bachelorette party what the fucks. And why I’m…

Kallay goes west. And east and south and north…

Hello?? Is there anyone in here? *crickets* Oh good, she’s gone. *door slams* Oomph! Salt! Shhh!!! You’re going to wake up Hercules! Sorry…I tripped. On WHAT? Um…it looks like Oliver? It’s OK, Ally…he’s wrapped up all burrito baby in her Snuggie  and clutching the Les Miserables soundtrack. *sniff* And he smells like cotton candy martinis….

Caroline’s Ode to Kallay and the Little Blue Car

One of the keys to good writing is to target the audience, yes? Yes. Well, I have to admit: I’m at a bit of a loss right now.  As far as I know, this little blog of Kallay’s projects into the Great Beyond to a sea of mythical humans who live everywhere and nowhere.  So…

What a tease…

This is some blog love! I’m probably getting ready to leave for the airport about now and wringing my sweaty hands and hoping I didn’t forget to pack anything. Tomorrow at this time I’ll probably still be sleeping after flying all day today. I checked for free WiFi in the airports and of course mine…

Do I really have to turn my iPod off for this?

In exactly 24 hours, I will be sitting in the cabin of a plane next to one of God’s stranger creations and being told that I need to turn my iPod off and pay attention to the stewardess demonstrating the intricacies of seat belt fastening. Ya know, because I don’t use one everyday when I…

Um… Just Kidding?

Sorry guys, no date tonight. I’m sick and rockin’ my lounging gear, accessorizing with kleenex, Emergen-C and some killer Zinc lozenges. I’m like, so hot. Anyway, in lieu of my exciting date news I thought I would share some other exciting (to me) news that will not even come close to making up for a…

A Bibelot Blog

Inspired by today’s word of the day: bibelot, meaning, a trinket or a small decorative object without practical utility. Yep, that’s what today’s blog is. A big ol’ useless blob of crap. Ok, not crap. Maybe, useless information? Or just a whole lot of rambling because my cranium is crammed with To Do Lists and…

The Great Beauty Trials of 2010 (or Kallay Goes to a Wedding!)

Alright ladies! (and fashionable gentlemen!) Let the voting begin! You will have until Sunday, January 24th at 12 pm (not am) which will allow me time to post your choices before I leave and possibly not have internet for a week. (Which I have vowed to not have a mental breakdown over, even though I…

I Needed This and You Probably Do Too! (you just don’t know it yet)

I’m so motivated, I could explode. I’m literally bouncing in my barstool as I type this. Ladies, gentlemen, gentleladies…. Shannon posted a fantastic article today on SITS about blogging motivation. I didn’t know I needed it until I watched this video: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhqZ0RU95d4&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1] Have you ever had an idea that popped into your head and you…

Girl Fail

I’ve really driven home the point this week, I think, that I am failing Girl. For one, shouldn’t I be able to find shoes?  Don’t we have some sort of built in shoe-dar that hones in on cute shoes on sale? We get all giddy and hoppy and call our friends, relatives, and one night…