Monthly Archives: June 2010

Cold Stone Hates Pregnant Women Like George Bush Hates Bl… oh, nevermind

First of all, Hi! What an asshole I’ve been by abandoning my blessed place of self expression and reading all of your blogs instead. I’ve stumbled across a few new (to me) blogs that are basically rad-tastic. (Like this one called: Scary Mommy)I also found an incredibly stupid blog and wondered why this person ever…

Because I Want Hooty…

And because I think it would be kind of cute to have a real bird sitting on my “nest”. Not that the poor owl has a snowball’s chance in hell of getting past my ginormous boobs to actually sit atop my belly, but if it did… So here’s the deal, Salt’s hosting a not a…

Wait… Mary had a what now?

I realized something a few weeks back about motherhood and immediately had a cold rush of blood run through my veins. I’m sure every expectant mother goes through days like this where you realize… oh shit. I’m fat because there are small humans inside of me. (or just the one small human which is overwhelming…