Because I Want Hooty…

And because I think it would be kind of cute to have a real bird sitting on my “nest”. Not that the poor owl has a snowball’s chance in hell of getting past my ginormous boobs to actually sit atop my belly, but if it did…

So here’s the deal, Salt’s hosting a not a giveaway giveaway for her 200th post. (Yay! Congrats to SALT!) I really want to win Hooty though, so you’re welcome to go and look and see the picture of the adorable owl necklace but I would prefer it if you would be so kind to not enter. I mean, unless you want Hooty between your hooters too, then I guess you can enter. You should still follow her on Twitter and Facebook though because she’s funny as crap and crap is REALLY funny y’all.

We’re supposed to pick one thing that we love from Pinking Edge Designs and I tried and failed. She has these flower necklaces that are so beyond awesome, I want them all. I mean, hello…

my boobs are so much bigger than that...

Does this not scream my name?

And this… with the three little eggs. My heart melted.

awww...

And then my eyes glazed over when I saw this and I decided that I need to spend more time on Etsy and less time on Facebook.

i already have earrings to match!!!!

(All pictures via Pinking Edge Designs.)

Alright fine, go enter the giveaway. You deserve it too.

To top off today’s post… a big ol’ shout out to my Big Sister because…… today is her BIRTHDAY!!!!

Happy Birthday Big Sister! I hope it’s so awesome your shoes fly off!

9 Responses to Because I Want Hooty…
  1. Salt
    June 9, 2010 | 2:27 pm

    Thank you so much for this wonderful plug, my dear! I have no doubt that Hooty would look hooterriffic on your hooters.

    Don’t you love her rings? I need to get one of those for myself.

    I hope you are feeling fabulously!

  2. Salt
    June 9, 2010 | 2:29 pm

    Oh and PS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISTER!!!!

  3. Krysten
    June 9, 2010 | 3:37 pm

    Haha, you’re so cute Kallay. I’m so happy you’re posting again! Makes my day brighter!

    Happy birthday to your sis!

  4. Shana
    June 9, 2010 | 8:20 pm

    I love that ring too. I think I’m going to order one. I’m not sure how I missed that first necklace either. And the three eggs…should totally be yours!

  5. Christine
    June 10, 2010 | 5:34 am

    I wish I would’ve read your post before entering…I so want you to win! And the nest with three little eggs…gosh, my heart melted too.

  6. liz
    June 10, 2010 | 6:22 pm

    I thought Hooty was so awesome, too! AND…I ordered a copper ring from pinking edge!! can’t wait to get it!!

  7. theUngourmet
    June 14, 2010 | 6:30 pm

    What a cool giveaway! I love that nest necklace so much! Happy Bday to your big sis.

    I want to thank you so very much for the nomination. It means so much to me! ;)

  8. Paul Wynn
    June 15, 2010 | 2:38 pm

    Kallay, you just got me thinking about boobies. Ugh when I stumble I stumble on all this personal women stuff when I come to your blog. Breast wishes , uhh I mean best wishes!

  9. Cathy
    June 16, 2010 | 2:03 pm

    Too bad for you…I won! But seriously, isn’t that the best Etsy store ever! I’m going to buy more things….like one of those rose rings for sure! Love.

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