Category Archives: Peanut (the broken ass car)

My Favorite Posts of 2011

{via} With 2012 peeking around the corner, I thought it would be fun to take a look back on 2011. It’s been a busy, crazy, emotional year, and I am so excited for 2012, even if some people believe it will be our last. (Really? I’m not convinced.) I’m posting a few of my favorite…

Fill in the Blank Friday

But are we sure it’s Friday? It sure does feel like another Monday! This is how I woke up this morning: “HONEY! Wake up!” as my heart starts to race “The phone went in the toilet!!” Wait. What? (head smashed in pillow) “What do you mean the phone “went” in the toilet? Like, it fell…

Thankful Thursday {101}

In honor of my 101 in 1001 list being thisclose to completion, I thought I would do another kind of list. A list of 101 things I’m thankful for. I can’t do a link-up widget, but feel free to post your 101 list and leave your link in the comments! 101 Things I’m Thankful For…

Monday Mosaic

{thanks!} In true form today, too! Ah, the Monday Mosaic, the beautiful art of being random. Ready, Go. 1. Peanut died on Saturday. Actually, more like, went into a coma. Who’s Peanut? Well, it’s not a cat. If you’ve been reading over the past few years, you know I’ve gone through cars like cereal boxes…

Is it really?

Peek-a-boo!!! Is it really July? As in, middle of the summer, hot as Bradley Cooper, fresh flower season? Dude. I honestly don’t even know what I’ve been doing the past few months. I’ve heard people say that motherhood is monotonous, but I think they must not like their children, because my life is not monotonous….

Long Time, No Type

I feel like a deflated balloon. Things get great and then they get all brands of suck again. The girls will be four months old tomorrow and I’m still not cured. In fact, I recently spent five days in the hospital being poked and prodded and asked the same questions and received no answers. But…

Did I hurt your feelings, Monday?

Today was supposed to be a post about how I’m getting my hair done (finally) and I need help deciding what to do with it. Instead I’m going to bitch about my stupid car and the fucking roof. Ya dig? So, Peanut was in hibernation for a while due to my bedrest and the fact…

Happy Birthday, 2011!

Hang on while I put my boobs away. Okay! Hello! Happy 2011! (It is 2011, right? I thought I heard something about that.) It’s been quite a month! The girls were born on December 7, 2010. My birth story is a work in progress as I’m still trying to remember the details and take care…

A Month of Thanks (Round Three)

Courtesy of Steph! Today is one of those days when it’s easy to be thankful.  It’s been a fantastic day! 18. I’m thankful for healthy babies! Baby A is seven pounds and Baby B is six pounds! We’ve made it to thirty five and a half weeks and things look great!  (Aside from the thirty…

Twitter Thought Tuesday

Is it really only Tuesday? It feels like Thursday. But if it were really Thursday, I would be in a turkey coma with gravy all down myself concocting a plan of how to get pumpkin pie from the plate into my mouth.  Alas, cheese fries and a french dip are in my near future, along…